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Score: 7
Bloons Tower Defense 2

"So many bugs in this one"

date: December 19, 2009

Very good idea to add new bloons and tower types. Big step in the series in my opinion... buuuuuuuut, the cannon sucked even though you needed one to beat the game. I mean it fired into a huge crowd of like fifty and blew up one. But yeah still a solid game I just didn't feel like it was as refined as the first.

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Score: 8
Ching Chong Beautiful

"Fun but..."

date: December 12, 2009

The controls seemed to be a little slow or chunky. Sometimes when I would try to jump my guy just wouldn't respond. Other than that the game was funny and great to play. 5/5 8/10

December 12, 2009

Author's Response:

there's a recovery time on broad jumps, but if it's your standard jump then it might be a browser issue?

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Score: 10
Scribbland

"I liked it a lot!"

submission: Scribbland
date: December 11, 2009

Really fun game. Controls are simple but challenging (kept wanting to go left sometimes lol.) I like the art a lot, its quirky and cute. Personally I think the music is quite nice background gaming music and is fit for the game itself. Overall I think this is great.

5/5
10/10
And a big congrats for making it on the front page : )

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Score: 10
Bloons Tower Defense 4

"Whoo I got to Round 107"

date: December 4, 2009

Super fun game. I like this one almost the most out of all the BTD games. I think people don't understand that you don't have to spend money to get the upgrades... all you gotta do is play some and you will unlock them. But yeah it was a very fun game and I enjoyed playing it (over and over and over)

P.S. I only lost at 107 cuz my game lagged so much that my monkeys weren't responding =P

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Score: 10
Bloons Tower Defense 3

"Round 55 = insane"

date: December 3, 2009

I had super monkeys at that time, all upgraded with super range and plasma vision and i got my ass kicked. Great game =)

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Score: 7
Two's Company

"Little too hard"

submission: Two's Company
date: November 18, 2009

It's hard enough to control two things at once but also you gotta worry about the thousands of aliens covering the screen. Not a terrible game or a terrible idea, I just think you should dumb it up for people like me =] and make it progressively harder.

November 18, 2009

Author's Response:

i know what you mean, but then it was intended to be quite a hard game, I did try including some easier levels but they just meant there was no need for a 2nd robot because people could play them like a standard avoider game.

Also, the levels do get progressively harder, it's a shame i didn't include an all level cheat so that you could sample the last level which i'm still struggling with.

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Score: 7
Destroy All Cars

"Just a couple of bugs"

submission: Destroy All Cars
date: November 10, 2009

If you click too early (which I did cuz I have a happy finger) it just sits there and spins and then you have to reset the level and do it all over again. I also wish there was like a gears system so you could build up a little more speed. Not a bad game just some fixing is needed.

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Score: 7
Saucer Strike

"It was a good game but..."

submission: Saucer Strike
date: November 7, 2009

Move speed was set way to high i personally think. I like the music and I think it was fun I just had too much trouble controlling it.

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Score: 10
StickMan Countdown(fixed)

"Best stick movie ever?"

date: November 5, 2009

I thought it was pretty freaking sweet. Very smooth animation and some of the kills were interesting to say the least lol. Overall I give a 5/5 10/10. =]

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Score: 8
Portal Defenders

"Great game"

submission: Portal Defenders
date: November 3, 2009

I just found it way too hard. Blocking would be a nice addition along with a little bit more health regen. Other than that I found this great.

5/5 cuz it was awesome and well put together
8/10 cuz it was too hard for me lol (and cuz the enemies spammed magic moves like MFers)

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