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Total Medals Earned: 336 (From 49 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,585 Points

Abobo's Big Adventure

Bad Call Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Call A Plumber Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Familiar Shape Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Idiot Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Never Give Up Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Where To? Unlocked 1/12/12
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Ironic Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Pushy Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Super Slash Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
Typhoon Time Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 1/12/12
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Bloody Chum Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Forklift Foul Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kong Punt Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
No Fatty Pop Unlocked 1/12/12
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 23/100 (260/2,000 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Bullet Audyssey

My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/28/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 11/28/11
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/28/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/395 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 4/10/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
500k Unlocked 4/10/11
10 Points
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
I Like Swords Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer Unlocked 4/10/11
10 Points
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Power Up Unlocked 4/10/11
10 Points
Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag Unlocked 4/10/11
10 Points
Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On Unlocked 4/10/11
10 Points
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Sniper Unlocked 4/7/11
10 Points
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Bronze Badge Unlocked 4/7/11
25 Points
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Silver Badge Unlocked 4/10/11
25 Points
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 11/32 (135/600 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 2/29/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 2/29/12
10 Points
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated Unlocked 2/29/12
25 Points
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK Unlocked 2/29/12
50 Points
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers Unlocked 2/29/12
50 Points
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! Unlocked 3/12/12
50 Points
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 6/8 (190/390 points)

Cardiac Snowdrift

I am not a vegetable (maybe) Unlocked 2/11/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Iron Constitution 10 Points Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Ultimate Completion 25 Points What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Unanimous Approval 100 Points Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.
Frozen Arteries Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Somebody's got a Valentine! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/27/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Hot Shot Unlocked 3/27/11
10 Points
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Cripple Cannon

Research Stage 1 Complete Unlocked 4/18/11
5 Points
complete Research Stage 1
Research Stage 2 Complete 10 Points complete Research Stage 2
Research Stage 3 Complete 25 Points complete Research Stage 3

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 5/18/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 5/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)